[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' *

[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.*

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gaveyou weird looks.*

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.*

[x] people think that you've stopped lying...but you've only gotten better at it.

[x] You have been called a blond.*

[ ] you think the white padded room is fun and you still have'nt figured out why you cant move your arms.

[x] you scream whenever the phone rings.*

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.*

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.*

[x] You never knew that "The Alphabet" and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" had the same melody.*

[x] You just sang them to make sure.*

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen*

[x] You have choked on your own spit.*

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[x] You type with three fingers or less. *

[x] dont scroll down.*

[x] you just scrolled down.*

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.*

[x] when you play truth or dare you always say dare because you want somebody to tell you to run around the yard naked.*

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.*

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.*

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.*

[x] when you're typing you sometimes press the shift button when you shouldn't.*

[ ] you've asked the dominos guy "guess what i did with my 30 minutes?"

[ ] and the dominos guy says he can't answer that.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking

about.*

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.*

[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

[x] then you start talking to yourself unknowingly.*

[X] you spend your time on the computer talking to people you dont know or

looking for fun quizes to take.*

[x] you ask a lot of questions.*

[x] then you answer most of them yourself.*

[x] or the voices answer them for you.*

[x] you listen to a song and decide to follow their directions.*

[ ] you ended up injured from following the directions.

[ ] you ended up in handcuffs in a police car for following the directions.

[ ] instead of reading this test your singing it.

[x] you just started to sing this.*

[x] you ask a question but don't listen to the answer. *

[x]... so you ask again but forget the answer.*

[ ] when people aren't looking you pick your nose.

[ ] you just checked to make sure no one was looking.

[x] you know that the voices are real and you talk to them on a daily basis.*

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.*

[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.*

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more

important.*

[ ] you know that gasoline, when mixed with fire, prevents skin cancer.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.*

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket

the whole time.*

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will come

true if you don't.*

[x] You break a lot of things.*

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.*

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.*

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.*

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.*

[x] You don't know what "um" means. *

[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.*

[ ] you know what "por favor" means.

[x] you can count to ten in another language.*

[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.


50...i think ( i had to put stars next to them to count them XD, please tell me if im wrong...but only once by one person XD i dont need this shit xxx)